tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23911196117863785452024-03-05T12:10:25.227-08:00Plenty of Failmad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-68258478856143590772013-02-06T19:15:00.001-08:002013-02-06T19:16:04.660-08:00Her headline kinda bites<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<P>If there is anything more awkward than a first date with someone you met online, it's a first date/teeth cleaning with someone you met online.</p>mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-71868696521072517522013-01-08T17:59:00.003-08:002013-01-08T17:59:39.018-08:00Must be one of those church going nympho doctors<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>Hmm, an almost content-less profile, except for a couple sentences about sex and a rather incongruous mention of family and church. Oh, and "she" is a doctor. If I've learned one thing in the lengthy time I've spent doing online dating, it's that there is a very good chance this is a Nigerian scammer. (If I've learned a second thing about online dating, it's that chicks evidently don't dig short, cat-owning bloggers).</p>
mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-70914939619763631762013-01-06T18:38:00.000-08:002013-01-06T18:38:40.299-08:00Fine, you look like you are a jerk<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>So, Jerkface, you want to grab a cup of coffee sometime or something?</p>
mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-59470522860726446282013-01-03T21:29:00.002-08:002013-01-03T21:32:20.092-08:00I guess the keyboards in mansions<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>DON'T HAVE CAPS LOCK. Even if they are owed by a model.</p>mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-22338044285287045432013-01-03T18:10:00.002-08:002013-01-03T18:11:05.530-08:00Sweet, I love Ffjkgdd...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>Seriously, dating tip of the day - if you can't take the time to compose a sentance about something you like, you probably don't have the time to dedicate to actually finding a relationship.</p>
mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-18382569391088092362013-01-02T17:56:00.002-08:002013-01-02T17:56:57.712-08:00Please, let this profile be fake..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>Otherwise, I feel bad for the dog. And the homeless guy. And Michael Bolton.</p>mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-1340378968745546822013-01-02T17:55:00.000-08:002013-01-02T17:55:17.735-08:00Guess she doesn't want to see my underwater hideout...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>She's not into lairs. Guess I wasted a bunch of time hollowing out that mountain, and equipping sharks with freakin' laser beams.</p>mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-42026779582362105432012-12-27T19:14:00.000-08:002012-12-27T19:14:02.335-08:00I ain't saying she's a golddigger..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>Oh wait, actually, I am saying she's a gold digger. She ain't messing with no broke... blogger.</p>
mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-11619881244215979782012-12-24T14:26:00.002-08:002012-12-24T14:26:46.859-08:00I've never seen someone so passionate.. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>..about boxy Swedish cars</p>mad anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08519254889846251231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2391119611786378545.post-78203558493339542582012-12-24T14:13:00.001-08:002012-12-24T14:13:29.124-08:00Sense of hummer?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<p>Evidently, this woman on eHarmony is looking for a "man with a sense of hummer". I'm not sure if she's looking for someone who likes large SUV's or appreciates a certain sex act.</p>
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