I ain't saying she's a golddigger..

Oh wait, actually, I am saying she's a gold digger. She ain't messing with no broke... blogger.

I've never seen someone so passionate..

..about boxy Swedish cars

Sense of hummer?

Evidently, this woman on eHarmony is looking for a "man with a sense of hummer". I'm not sure if she's looking for someone who likes large SUV's or appreciates a certain sex act.