If there is anything more awkward than a first date with someone you met online, it's a first date/teeth cleaning with someone you met online.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Hmm, an almost content-less profile, except for a couple sentences about sex and a rather incongruous mention of family and church. Oh, and "she" is a doctor. If I've learned one thing in the lengthy time I've spent doing online dating, it's that there is a very good chance this is a Nigerian scammer. (If I've learned a second thing about online dating, it's that chicks evidently don't dig short, cat-owning bloggers).
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
She's not into lairs. Guess I wasted a bunch of time hollowing out that mountain, and equipping sharks with freakin' laser beams.