Her headline kinda bites

If there is anything more awkward than a first date with someone you met online, it's a first date/teeth cleaning with someone you met online.

Must be one of those church going nympho doctors

Hmm, an almost content-less profile, except for a couple sentences about sex and a rather incongruous mention of family and church. Oh, and "she" is a doctor. If I've learned one thing in the lengthy time I've spent doing online dating, it's that there is a very good chance this is a Nigerian scammer. (If I've learned a second thing about online dating, it's that chicks evidently don't dig short, cat-owning bloggers).

Fine, you look like you are a jerk

So, Jerkface, you want to grab a cup of coffee sometime or something?

I guess the keyboards in mansions

DON'T HAVE CAPS LOCK. Even if they are owed by a model.

Sweet, I love Ffjkgdd...

Seriously, dating tip of the day - if you can't take the time to compose a sentance about something you like, you probably don't have the time to dedicate to actually finding a relationship.

Please, let this profile be fake..

Otherwise, I feel bad for the dog. And the homeless guy. And Michael Bolton.

Guess she doesn't want to see my underwater hideout...

She's not into lairs. Guess I wasted a bunch of time hollowing out that mountain, and equipping sharks with freakin' laser beams.