If there is anything more awkward than a first date with someone you met online, it's a first date/teeth cleaning with someone you met online.
Plenty of Fail
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Must be one of those church going nympho doctors
Hmm, an almost content-less profile, except for a couple sentences about sex and a rather incongruous mention of family and church. Oh, and "she" is a doctor. If I've learned one thing in the lengthy time I've spent doing online dating, it's that there is a very good chance this is a Nigerian scammer. (If I've learned a second thing about online dating, it's that chicks evidently don't dig short, cat-owning bloggers).
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Sweet, I love Ffjkgdd...
Seriously, dating tip of the day - if you can't take the time to compose a sentance about something you like, you probably don't have the time to dedicate to actually finding a relationship.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Guess she doesn't want to see my underwater hideout...
She's not into lairs. Guess I wasted a bunch of time hollowing out that mountain, and equipping sharks with freakin' laser beams.
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